There is a special corner of heaven for the tone-deaf. Such enthusiasm and creativity in the lungs of the untalented must indeed be rewarded.
Mind you, I don’t mean those deluded Idol contestants – bless their hearts. I’m talking about real musicians with albums and concerts. This leads me to believe that there are more than a few tone-deaf record executives.
Music isn’t supposed to cause pain.
In other news: What kind of woman clips her toenails on the front porch in broad daylight? And no, it wasn’t me.