You know how “they” say that a kitten weaned too young will suckle exposed skin? Well, guess what – it’s true. And I have a little kitty hickey on my neck to prove it.
“They” should teach the grocery sackers how to sack groceries. For example: the watermelon should NOT be sacked on top of the tomatoes. And the raw chicken should NOT be sacked with…well, anything.
“Jesus called: He wants His religion back” is a stupid bumper sticker.
The milk ALWAYS goes bad a couple days before the expiration date. Why don’t they just reduce the expiration date? Really – why? At least I only buy it in quarts or pints.
It’s not normal to wake up early on a Saturday morning worrying about one’s expense reports. But, at least they’re done now.
The biggest adventure of the week: I applied for grad school. More details soon.