So, I’m driving along in central Washington state, yesterday. I pop a piece of gum (Orbitz Raspberry Mint) into my mouth. And it crunched. Sort of.
Gum doesn’t crunch, I thought. And, Hey!, where’d my tooth go?
*fishes in mouth like the mother of a toddler*
My crown came out! At least I didn’t swallow it.
So here I am, in the middle of nowhere, where only 3 dentists within a 50 mile radius take my insurance. And one of them is on Spring Break.