Catered Lunch Confusion

The mayonnaise is in little yellow packets.

The mustard is in little white packets.

Mayhem ensues.


Ancient cultures looked to the stars for guidance. Many Americans look to the stars for guidance. In both instances, the stars in question were/are full of hot air and gas. In the latter, the stars share our atmosphere.

Zombies Ahead

Dateline: Austin

Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, “Zombies Ahead.”

Chris Lippincott, director of media relations for the Texas Department of Transportation, confirmed that a portable traffic sign at Lamar Boulevard and West 15th Street, near the University of Texas at Austin, was hacked into during the early hours of Jan. 19.

Wishing I had been that clever in college. Of course, I was in Brownwood.

When Dreams Attack

Woke this morning in full panic attack mode, inspired by one awful dream. A dream that combined the worst parts of lost friendship, bad work environments, financial mayhem, and showing up to the office with wet hair*. Good thing Handsome understands me enough to insist I sleep in a little and go to the office a couple hours late in order to restore my mental health.

* I know, I know. Most people dream of showing up in their underwear (or naked). Not me. I dream of showing up in less-than-full-combat-gear. And by “combat gear,” I mean hair styled, make-up applied, heals and hosiery on . . . personal armor in place. Undone, I feel vulnerable. Which I hate.

Also, where were the dinosaurs and chewing gum? Maybe the wet hair intimidated them?

Blatant Bias

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Creationism Defeated in Texas” would have been more appropriately titled, “Scientific Debate Defeated in Texas.”

The article focuses on the supposed removal of creationism or intelligent design from Texas school curriculum. In actuality, the TSBE removed the “strengths and weaknesses” language from all scientific curriculum. In essence, Texas school teachers are not required to discuss the strengths and/or weaknesses of any scientific theories, including evolution.

While I’m not a strict creationist, and I find most evolution theory credible, I believe that eliminating the requirement to openly discuss strengths and weaknesses of opposing theories to be a great disservice to the children of our state. It’s imperative in rigorous scientific studies to look at all available hypotheses, and test those theories extensively, before concluding that any theory* is actual fact.

The good news is that the curriculum retains language requiring analysis and evaluation. Although, I guess our students must not need to develop the critical thinking skills to evaluate the strengths and weaknesses of any of the science they are studying. Our society has proven yet again that we don’t need thinkers – we just need blind followers.

*Scientific Theory: a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain something, especially one based on general principles independent of the thing to be explained. ex: Darwin’s theory of evolution, intelligent design, creationism

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