This week is the last week of our fiscal quarter. I’d say it’s bedlam over here, but I hit my goal (106% on Monday) already. I’m kinda chilling out, while still trying to reach that magical 115%.
Anyway, in the spirit of every sales management team everywhere, they’re bringing in food like we’re starving children from Africa. Lunch every day, snacks in the afternoons. And of course, there are the new coffee machines. So between the caffeine, meals, and sugar and the panic to close business, everyone in the building is completely strung out.
And it’s only Wednesday. Morning.
Should I tell my colleagues that chocolate-covered raisins and York peppermint patties do not a complete breakfast make?