Selections from Knighton’s Quote of the Day for 2009:
We have no idea how long Adam and Eve lasted in [the Garden of Eden] before sinning and thus creating prime rib, which seriously, the Fall wasn’t all bad.
– Anti-itch Meditation, Vegetarian Sex
How much do you have to hate someone to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell someone about that?
– Penn Jillette, A Gift of a Bible
You think you’re a ninja but you’re not!
– Boy to His Brother, So Cruel @ Testosterhome
Truly, it can be stated: “If you want to impress a woman, bake her a pie.”
– Neil Peart, Bubba’s Bar ‘n’ Grill
I think every woman should have a blowtorch.
– Julia Child, Quotes: How to Cook
[S]omewhere in the deep dark unexplored depths of my car, the Goldfish and Gummy Bears are mating and evolving into higher life forms.
– Antique Mommy, Crazy Things In My Car
Remember what all the holidays this time of year are about. It’s the rebirth of the light, the return of the Sun, however you spell it. In the depths of winter’s darkness, on the longest night of the year, the wheel turns and the next day there will be just a little more light, and a little less darkness. That’s what’s its all about, lighting a candle in the dark, and trusting that the planets will turn, the universe will move, and tomorrow there will be just a little more sun to light our way.
– Laurell K. Hamilton, The Magic of the Everyday