Stream of Consciousness: Meeting Edition

Actual notes I took during a recent meeting:

Crocs are unattractive. Even with bows on them. Especially with bows on them.

Reading your slides to me insults my intelligence. I think less of you when you do this. Seriously. It makes me stabby.  And sleepy.

Death by powerpoint is a slow way to go.

OMFG! I know how to fill out a form and navigate a web page. You must think I’m an idiot. I know I think you are.

Note to self: perfect the art of avoiding meetings. Always bring a sacrificial prop and feign a bathroom emergency.

Know what I really love? More rules and regulations!

Know what I really hate? Meetings!

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