Actual notes I took during a recent meeting:
Crocs are unattractive. Even with bows on them. Especially with bows on them.
Reading your slides to me insults my intelligence. I think less of you when you do this. Seriously. It makes me stabby. And sleepy.
Death by powerpoint is a slow way to go.
OMFG! I know how to fill out a form and navigate a web page. You must think I’m an idiot. I know I think you are.
Note to self: perfect the art of avoiding meetings. Always bring a sacrificial prop and feign a bathroom emergency.
Know what I really love? More rules and regulations!
Know what I really hate? Meetings!