So, I’m in Cheyenne, Wyoming, by way of Denver, Colorado, today. Some observations:
Massive B.O. should be considered a security risk. I have no idea how a man smelling so obscene would be allowed through security.
There should be a special First Time Flyers section in the airplane where the newbies can congregate to violate all the unspoken in-air rules together.
The Beechcraft 1900D Turboprop is officially the smallest plane I’ve ever been on. It’s unsettling to be able to see clearly out the cockpit windows from the back row. At least it was a short flight.
The Cheyenne airport is officially the smallest airport I’ve ever entered, and that includes Yakima, Washington, and Bend, Oregon. These little out-of-the-way towns really know how to frighten the tourists.
You can see for miles and miles out here. It makes me nervous.