Ode to a Spastic Facial Muscle

Stop it.

STOP. IT. RIGHT. THIS. INSTANT.

Why can’t you be more like your sister, Right Cheek?

Be still. For the sake of all that is holy, BE STILL!

If you continue with this behavior, I’m going to…

I’m going to…

I’m going to nothing.

Stupid twitchy muscle.

I hate you.

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